I hope everyone had a great Mother’s Day. I had a bunch of pictures from ours, but I left my camera bag at Colin’s parents’ house so you’ll have to just use your imagination. I had an awesome cheeseburger for dinner if that helps.
To be honest, I am not in a Monday mood. I am extra tired, a little scattered brain, and would LOVE an extra day to gather myself.
Here are my scatter brain thoughts:
I saw them cleaning out my pool this weekend which means GOODBYE Casper the friendly ghost and hellllllo skin pigment.
I have to sell my Subway Series (New York Yankees vs. New York Mets) tickets for tomorrow night because of the Ranger game and I just feel like Derek Jeter would be highly disappointed in me if he knew I existed.
I give food bloggers a LOT of credit. I tried to make the “best ever chocolate chip cookie” recipe according to Pinterest. They looked absolutely nothing like the picture and they tasted average at best. Obviously, I did something wrong, but I would cry if I had to make 16 different versions of chocolate chip cookies to make sure they were photogenic enough for a blog…I would also be highly overweight.
Why are bathing suits so expensive? All I do is sweat and swim in chemicals while wearing them.
There was an enormous man dressed as Chewbacca in Times Square. I was texting and, therefore, did not notice him. He, on the other hand, noticed me and decided to scare the shit out of me when I looked up from my phone. I screamed.
If I had 100 dollars, I would buy YOU a movie ticket to see Neighbors with Seth Rogan and Zac Efron. I saw it this weekend and it was really funny -way above the expectations I had. I’m also feeling generous today. Virtual money is fun.
Plus, shirtless Zac Efron. A LOT of shirtless Zac Efron.
Forever scarred of Star Wars,
Lets be friends: